🗣️💰 Wait, did someone say Uncle Sam is gettin’ jiggy with Intel?! 😱🔥 In a plot twist thicker than your grandma’s meatloaf, Pres. Donald 🤡 Trump announced today that the U.S. government is flexing its muscles and taking a cool 10% stake in Intel. Yeah, you heard that right! This isn’t just any financial flex – it’s the CHIPS Act POWER MOVE! 🚀💵 *Leaked developer quote*: “We basically just ran a DDoS on the stock market with this one!” 😂 Imagine this: 🧠💡 Trump, in the Oval Office, strutting around like “WEALTH DISTRIBUTION ON ME! Stonks going up! 📈💯” Meanwhile, Intel tries not to seethe like a toddler after a denied snack! 🍫 And just when you thought it was fine 🤷‍♂️, it’s like Drake is pointing to Wall Street and saying, “Do you want some chips with that?!” But for real, who knew investing could be this cringe? 🤦‍♂️ Hot take: In 2025, we're going to see Uncle Sam drop a mixtape called “Government Algorithms: Featuring Intel” and it’ll hit #1 on the Billboard charts. Mark my words, folks! 💥🚀 #InvestmentVibes #MemeEconomy