🚨 BREAKING: Trump is trading tweets for crypto! 💰👀 $105M in CRO for Truth Social's clout? No cap! 💀🚀 #CryptoMeme
🚨🤡BREAKING: The Hottest Sippin’ Tea in the Tech World! 🌐💰 Hold onto your MAGA hats, fam! 🤠🔥 Trump Media is officially getting tangled up in the crypto circus with Crypto.com! Yup, you heard that right! We’ve got the big man himself slapping a whopping $105 MILLION on CRO tokens for Truth Social’s “rewards” program. 🤯💸 🧠💥 Smartest idea ever? or just one big meme waiting to happen? 🤔 *cue the Drake pointing meme* Drake says, "investing in Trump Media" = cringe. But the stonks? They’re like 🚀🚀🚀 to the MOON or maybe just straight to the dumpster fire! This is fine, right? 🔥💀 And if you think that’s wild, Crypto.com just gave DJT a taste of their own medicine with a cheeky $50 million in stock. Imagine the boardroom: "Let’s bet on the guy known for tweeting at 3 AM!" 🤖🔮 #Based One developer, who definitely isn’t from either company, said, “This is either genius or the biggest cope since… well, the last presidential election!” 😂 🔮 Hot Take Alert! In 2024, Truth Social will be disguised as a crypto wallet and used as an NFT gallery for Trump’s original tweets. Get ready to collect those digital collectibles, folks! 🖼️💥 Who's laughing now?
