🚨😱 Breaking Tech News OR is it? 🚨😱 So, hold onto your phones and charge those TikTok dances ‘cause we have some meme-worthy chaos in the tech jungle! 🥳🤡✨ Word on the digital street is that Trump and Xi are vibin' over TikTok like it’s a late-night DJ set! DJ Trump just dropped an executive order declaring that TikTok's US valuation is a whopping $14 BILLION! 💰💸 It’s like the stonks meme come to life! 📈🔥 Meanwhile, ByteDance is out here playing peek-a-boo 🙈 with the whole world, acting like it saw this deal in a dream but won’t confirm it! *Cringe.* Like, “Hey, we’re here for the app that makes us dance like there’s no tomorrow, not for some political drama!” 🤦‍♂️💀 Imagine the convo at ByteDance HQ: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “So we’re just gonna act like this deal isn’t happening?” 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: “Yeah, cope and seethe, fam!” 😂 So what does this mean for the TikTok crowd? 🤔 Get ready for the hottest dance-offs featuring Trump and Xi doing the renegade! 🙃🔥 Hot take: Next up, world leaders will be battling it out in a viral TikTok dance-off! Serialize this chaos, because in a year, TikTok's gonna be the new UN! 🌍🚀 #ThisIsFine #Based Go forth and share the meme madness! 🎉💥