🚨💰 📉 BREAKING: TFW you realize the Trump fam is out here making BANK in the crypto world while you’re still trying to get into the latest NFT of a pixelated cat! 🐱✨ So apparently, Eric Trump just casually dropped that the fam's crypto empire raked in OVER A BILLION DOLLARS in pre-tax profits. Like, bro, have they discovered the digital version of printing money from the couch?? 🤯💸 “They're pro-crypto,” said one imaginary investor. “Honestly, I didn’t even know they had a crypto empire until I saw their diamond-encrusted LED Bitcoin miner! 💎💻” The real kicker? Eric's out here claiming they might be making even MORE. Like, c’mon fam, if you're gonna flex that hard, at least show us the receipts instead of dripping in stonks 💪💰. #Sus 👀 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still waiting on our “this is fine” mugs to really validate our poor investment choices. 🤡🔥 🚀 HOT TAKE: In a few years, you’ll be able to pay for your coffee with "TrumpCoin" in your local “Make America Crypto Again” café. Better stock up on those novelty mugs NOW! 🍵💀 #CryptoChaos #MakeCryptoGreatAgain #NoCap 💀