🚨🔥🐢 BREAKING: TRUMP PULLS A “LET THERE BE AI” EXECUTIVE ORDER ON JULY 23! 🤡💀 So, pic this: The former orange Cheeto in chief is apparently dropping some *🔥SICK🔥* executive orders to juice up AI growth like it's a fresh smoothie from your local hipster cafe. 🍹💰 #Stonks 🚀 Sources say he's gonna unleash the power of the grid like a toddler at a Lego store. 🏗️ Expect **federal land for data centers** and energy access like your phone when you're desperately trying to find a charger at 2% battery. 😱 But like, can we even handle this sauciness? NO CAP. *Leaked Executive Order 9000 Confession*: “I want to make AI great again! I’m talking about distributing land like it’s free samples at Costco, fam. Data centers are the new sugar, and I'm ready to binge!” - [Imaginary Trump Dev Team] 🙃💻 Drake pointing meme! 👉🤖 Because if you kek it, they will come (unless they’re busy seething about the power grid outages). But wait—what’s the hot take? 🧐✨ Everyone’s gonna ignore all the chaos until AI starts running for President in 2024. 😂🗳️ We’ll call it “Bot-bama!” Share this wild ride! Your friends need this chaos in their lives! 🤌📈🔥