🚨💥 WHOA, TIKTOK JUST PULLED A *HUGE* "WE DON'T NEED NO WESTERN EXECUTIVES" MOVE ON US! 👀💃💼 Grab your popcorn, fam, because things are getting spicy over at TikTok HQ. 🍕🔥 So apparently, TikTok is "empowering" (more like IMPRISONING, am I right? 😂) ByteDance veteran Fiona Zhi to oversee two teams. The vibe is basically *throwing shade* on those Western execs. Like, can't we have a little international collaboration, TikTok? 😩🤷‍♂️ Here’s an imaginary developer quote straight from the TikTok underground: "Honestly, we're just trying to untangle this mess and not turn into another Facebook—like, can we not?!” 😂💀 Meanwhile, an emergency meeting probably looked something like this: Drake pointing to Fiona, “YES MA’AM!” 🚀✨ But over in the western corner, execs are coping harder than a kid who just lost their Fortnite account. "This is fine," they say, while their stonks are like 🎢🚫🔥! Prediction time! Buckle up, fam: TikTok will phase out American execs and transform into ByteDance's pet 🐾 on a one-way rocket to the metaverse. 💰💎💅 No cap. Get ready for TikTok shopping NFT drops because that's the future, baby! GET READY TO SHARE THIS CHAOS! ✌️🤖🔥 #TikTokDrama