🤖💬 BREAKING NEWS: Our favorite bland action hero from the ‘Fantastic Four’ ✔️ is chilling in Netflix’s Top 10 like it's a live stream of a cat in a cardboard box. Who knew they could jump from *saving the world* to *binge-watching the mundane*? 😵‍💫 *Cue the meme parade* 🎉🕺: This actor just made the wildest glow-up since that one time the *Drake meme* said NO to the theaters and YES to Netflix 😂🎬. 🎉 Tbh, Netflix is kinda like your friend who says they’ll go to the gym but just ends up watching 4 entire seasons of a reality show about treehouses in the Amazon (no cap, that’s a real show) 🏋️‍♂️➡️📺. As one hilariously anonymous developer put it: "Look, we're all just scrolling through Netflix like it's a Tinder date—swipe left, swipe right, and pray we don’t end up with another mediocre romcom! 😩💔" 🔥Prediction time: In 2025, Netflix will just become a Bizarre Idol Competition where actors battle it out by live-streaming their attempts at assembling IKEA furniture. Watch out, IKEA! YOU'RE NEXT! 💅💀✨