🚨BREAKING: The Chinese Room: From Sumo Slaves to Independence Day! 🚀💥 Yo fam, remember that awkward dinner date we all had with Sumo Group? 👀 Well, The Chinese Room just ghosted them faster than your last Tinder match! 🥴💔 They bought themselves back like they just found a hidden cheat code, so now they’re free to create more vibes like “Still Wakes the Deep.” 🔥✨ But wait—plot twist! It’s not all sunshine and rainbows! 🌈😬 In a classic case of “this is fine,” they just announced some layoffs. 😢💼 That's right—while they’re flexing their independence, they’re also sending some poor souls packing faster than I can finish a bag of Doritos! 🍕💔 According to “leaked” quotes from the head honcho, Ed Daly: “We’d love to work with others! But, like, not too many of you... we need to keep the squad tight, you know?” 💰 Stonks UP for indie vibes, but stonks DOWN for job security. 🤦‍♂️ So what's next? 🤔 I predict this studio is gonna partner with a random jigsaw puzzle company to develop a new game about finding lost pieces in a chaotic world! 🔍💸 Prepare your caffeine, because the chaos is just getting started! 😜🔥 #YouCantMakeThisUp #ChaosIsTheNewNormal