🚨🛑 STOP THE PRESSES! 🛑🚨 Forget what you thought you knew about fun in Las Vegas! Brace yourselves, folks, because Elon Musk's Boring Company decided to take a joyride through the sewer 🕳️💀—a.k.a. Las Vegas tunnels, where all the magic happens, right? 🤡✨ Imagine a world where Teslas drive themselves while you’re busy losing your life savings 💰🎲 at the blackjack table! But HOLD UP—it's mostly humans shuttling tourists around for now. Just another day in the world of “Full Self-Driving” aka “Full Self-Dreaming” 🤖💤. Developer quote leaks are rolling in: “We thought this was the whole point of the tunnels! But we forgot humans exist and they need to drive... *sigh* 🤦‍♂️” - *Anonymous Elon intern probably.* Y'all remember the meme: “This is fine” 🔥, but like, fr fr, it’s NOT fine if you want to experience some serious self-driving chaos under the neon lights. What’s next? Testing on roller coasters? 🎢 LET'S GO! In a world where crypto crashes faster than your TikTok dreams 💔📉, I predict that the next Full Self-Driving update will include “Caution: Tunnel of Doom” mode. Won’t that be a trip? 🌀💥 Share this if you think Elon’s just one wild idea away from turning Vegas into a motorized circus! 🎪🚀