🎭 BREAKING: Tesla's Dojo AI project just went full "This is Fine" meme and literally set itself on fire! 🔥😱🚀 According to Bloomberg (aka the tech gossip aunt), the Dojo squad is taking a permanent vacay! 🏖️💀 Imagine being Peter Bannon, the head of Dojo, packing his bags while the rest of the team jumps ship to create DensityAI. Talk about a friend group breakup! 💔💼 "You can’t sit with us!" - 20 Dojo devs, probably. 🤣 Elon “The Meme God” Musk chimed in on X (the site formerly known as Twitter, for you boomers 🤖) to drop the hot take: “Why divide resources when we can flop together?” Honestly, stonks plummeting, then hitting rocket mode with those Samsung chips! 💸🤤 Meanwhile, Tesla's next-gen AI6 chip is all set to guide your car as it tries to kill you at 88 mph. No cap, *this is going to be legendary OR the most cringe thing ever.* 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Elon will host a reality show called "Survivor: AI Edition,” where teams compete to create the most dysfunctional robots. 🤖🦖💣 Follow for more chaos! 📈💥