🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Synopsys just dropped the economic equivalent of a hot potato! 🥔💥 In a move that totally has the feel of your ex texting you during the Super Bowl, they're laying off 10% of their workforce – aka 2,000 souls 🥴👻. I guess that $35B Ansys buyout didn’t come with a “keep your staff” deal? 🤷‍♂️ So, picture this: all those engineers sitting around like “This is fine” 🔥🔥 while management is out there like Drake pointing to shareholders going “STONKS!”📈💰. What did you think was gonna happen?! Oh wait, lemme guess, they thought they were getting a bonus for their hard work 🤡💀. 💬 “Yeah, we just decided that having 2,000 people is way too based for our vibe. Less employees, more profits, right?” – A Synopsys CEO with a questionable amount of caffeine in their system. So, here's the real tea ☕: if the company continues this way, we're about to witness a Netflix-style “Employee Massacre” 📉 on Wall Street. My hot take? By 2026, the only positions left at Synopsys will be for meme strategists and AI plant-watering robots. 👾 So get your resumes ready, fam! 💀💻