🚨🎬BREAKING NEWS: CALIFORNIA MEGATON JUST DROPPED! 🚨🎬 Y’all ever binge-watch your favorite Netflix series only to be ROASTED by jump scare ads louder than your cousin’s concert in the ‘90s? 🤡💀 Well, get ready to say goodbye to that chaos because CALI just went full-on superhero mode! 🦸‍♂️🔥 Thanks to the big brain move by Gov. Gavin “Notorious GAV” Newsom (seriously, this guy's got the galaxy brain emoji on speed dial 💫), California is now the FIRST state to ban those earsplitting ads. 🚫📢 Like, is this the real life or just a meme? Stonks going UP for peace and quiet, folks! 📈✨ *Leaked developer quote*: “We were gonna let the ads scream, but then we remembered everyone was low-key seething. So we found the mute button instead. 🤷‍♂️💔” Now the big question: will other states join the peaceful revolution, or are they too busy coping while watching ads blare louder than a frat party? 🍻👀 Here’s my unhinged prediction: I can see it now – in five years, we’ll have a Netflix feature called “Ad-Silencer 3000” and everyone will stand in a circle, clapping like it’s the latest iPhone drop. 📱👏💵 California, you DID that! Make your couch comfy – the streaming wars just got a whole lot QUIETER! 😴💤✨