🚨🔔BREAKING NEWS: South Korea just pulled a major *YIKES* move, straight outta the “Not Here for Your TikToks” handbook! 📚💀 These lawmakers are like, "Phones? In class? Absolutely NOT!" as they prepare to officially ban mobile devices in all elementary and middle schools starting 2026. Real mature, guys! 🤡📵 You heard that right, kids—no more sneaking glances at the latest *Among Us* memes while Mr. Kim is droning on about math. 🤓💀 I can already hear the bereft middle schoolers seething: “But I was just trying to learn about stonks!” 📈💰 Imagine the chaos in classrooms! “Teacher, please, I need my phone to do research!” "Research on TikTok?! You mean THOT-ology?" 🤣🔥 Totally giving off “This Is Fine” vibes! Just wait, these kids will be plotting their revenge with paper airplanes and morse code 📄✈️—*leaked quote* from a dev: "We’re just trying to make kids read books again, fr fr!" 🥴 🔥💫Prediction Alert: 2026 will be the year of the *Great Book Wars*! Watch as schools become battlegrounds for the latest Marvel graphic novels versus classic literature. #BookTok 📚👑 So buckle up, folks! #GenZRevolt in 3... 2... 1... 🚀💥