📣💥 Y’all, hold onto your snowflakes because it’s about to be a blizzard of chaos! ❄️🌪️ Snowflake Inc. just dropped their latest bag of ‘free money’ for startups—introducing *drumroll please* the “Snowflake for Startups” program! 🥳💰 That's right! Now you too can build software on their platform and gather your own stash of cloud datas like Scrooge McDuck—minus the swimming in money part. 🦆🚀 *Allegedly* one developer said, “I just wanted to make a small app, but now I’m drowning in snow...or is it cash?" 💀💰 But for real, this is giving major “please save us from our Netflix passwords” vibes. *Drake pointing meme* to the startups trying to navigate through data like it's a labyrinth 🤡🤖. And let's be real, Snowflake pulling the “just throw money at it” tactic while startup founders are like 🥴💸. Meanwhile, AI is getting a bigger spotlight than an overzealous TikTok influencer! 💃🦾 Builders better watch out—one day you’re writing code, and the next, you're stuck on a Zoom call, confused about why your AI can’t stop blabbing about banana bread. 🍌 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, the only skill you'll need to get funding is being able to recite the entire script of *Shrek* backwards. Get ready for the “AI Shrek on Snowflake” revolution, fam! 👑💚 #MemeLordApproves