🚨💥BREAKING TECH CHAOS ALERT!💥🚨 👀 Qualcomm was seen doing the *Crispy Chicken Dance* 💃 in the laboratory while mocking Intel and AMD like they’re just toddler CPUs 🥴! Word on the street is they’re cooking up Snapdragon X Elite chips for Android PCs AND EVERYONE'S SHOOKETH! 🤖💻 💔 But like, no cap, why is this happening? Slide to the left if you think it’s a power move! DRAMATIC ZOOM IN: Windows laptops just saw their Google-fueled nightmare 🙈. Imagine stepping up to your next Zoom meeting, and your device launches into a TikTok dance instead! *THIS IS FINE* 🔥🔥 💬 “We’re just trying to create a world where your laptop runs faster than your emotional breakdown,” said an anonymous Qualcomm dev who definitely spends too much time on Reddit. 🤡👀 Stonks 💰 for Qualcomm? Or are we all just experiencing collective tech trauma? *Drake pointing* this move, while *Galaxy brain* thinks it’s all just a ploy to sell more phone parts ⚡️. **Hot Take:** In 5 years, Android PCs will be running your toaster while you sit on your couch, making bread. 🍞💀💣💥💯 Keep your eyes peeled, and your expectations LOW!