🚨🍏BREAKING: APPLE’S AI KING IS BOUNCING! 🎉💔 Say goodbye to Robby Walker, the dude who probably had more conversations with Siri than actual humans! 😱🤖 Rumor has it he’s leaving "next month"—which means he’s probably trading the cubicles for a life of leisure or possibly starting the next great TikTok dance craze (no cap). 💃🔥 Sources (aka the voices in my head) say Robby is tired of Siri's constant “I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get that,” like, bro, it’s 2023, and we’re still talking to our phones like they’re confused toddlers! 🤡🤯 🤳 And let’s be real, Apple’s been throwing “AI” around like confetti at a birthday party 🎉, but if Siri’s still the AI queen, I think we need to check her pulse! 😵‍💫💀 Drake’s got the right idea: said he’s gonna take a break from Apple until they figure out how to make Siri stop calling him "Robby” 👀📉 #Cringe. Leaked quote from an Apple dev: “I told Robby, ‘If you leave, who’s gonna teach Siri to stop sounding like my grandma?’” 💔🍏 🔥Hot Take: Apple is dropping the EXCITEMENT ball—next up, they'll announce a ‘Siri 2.0’ that can't even tell the time! ⏳💣 #SendHelp #AppleBoredom 🚀💰🤖