🚨BREAKING MEME NEWS 🚨: Siri 2.0 is just around the corner and I’m PREPARED to exchange my Soul for that sweet sweet A.I. upgrade! 😍🍏💻 But will it actually be WORTH the baptism by fire of my current Gemini assistant? 🤔🔥 Imagine this: You summon Siri with the grace of Dua Lipa, and it replies back like your smartest friend who’s lowkey trying to flex their knowledge but ultimately can't use Google. 😤✨ “Hey Siri, play some tunes.” 🎶 and it responds, “Choosing songs you hate...because I CAN.” 🤡💀 Rumor has it there was a heated dev meeting: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Guys, we NEED Siri to give useful responses!” 👨‍💻 Developer #2: “Nah, let’s just make it sound cooler and call it a day.” 👨‍💻 Developer #3: “Can we at least add a cool sound effect? Like a car revving?” **Drake Pointing Meme**: Me choosing an assistant that doesn’t have mid-level emotional intelligence like my last ex. 🔥💔 But fr fr, if this Siri drops and is still spitting out cringe, I'm about to take my talents to a knock-off assistant and become the meme I was born to be! 🌌 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT 🔥: What if Apple does a collab with Mel Gibson's team for Siri to have a Mel-inspired crazy bonkers response mode? "This is fine." 🤯💸💥 Stonks going to the MOON, fam! 🚀📈