🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF LEGAL CHAOS! 🚨👀 The Supreme Court just caved like a house of cards with a breeze and gave the green light for Trump to play "CUT THE WORKFORCE" like it’s a game of Fortnite! 🎮💸 You heard that right! The Big Orange is ready to *drastically reshape* the federal workforce – aka send home more people than your mom after Thanksgiving dinner. 🦃💀 ⚖️ *Cue the SUITORS of democracy*: Unions, nonprofits, and local governments are throwing a tantrum in the back like, “This is fine” 🤡🔥 while they file lawsuits like it’s a spicy TikTok dance challenge. 🕺💃 “Today’s decision has dealt a serious blow to our democracy,” said Judge Susan Illston while sipping her tea. 🍵👀 #Based But seriously, when the Supreme Court says “go ahead and lay off” before even deciding if it's legal, you just know they’re out here looking more confused than a baby at a family reunion! 😂📉 Now for the hot take: *In the next 5 years, the federal government will be reduced to the size of your local Starbucks staff, and we’ll be debating if a TikTok influencer can run for president.* 😱🚀💰 #Stonks #HopeYouLikeYourCoffee!