🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Play Store Just Got a BOOTY KICK from the Supreme Court! 🍑💥 So like, the big G thought they could sit on their mega-throne and call the shots 🙄💼, but guess what? The Supreme Court said “NOPE!” 🚫🕶️. That’s right, fam, they’ve got to play nice with the little devs now! 🎉🕹️ *cue the cringe of their execs sweating in a boardroom like it’s a meme about to go viral* 😂💦 Imagine the dramatic board meeting where a Google dev was like, “What do you mean we can’t monopolize our own App Store?!” 🤯 And the higher-ups just pulled a Drake and pointed to the “not giving a single f***” photo! 🚀🔥 *cue galaxy brain meme* 🤖💡💰 Now, third parties are entering the chat; apps like "Your-Mom's-Secret-Super-Duper-Cool-Pocket-Game" might actually have a chance to breathe on Google’s Play Store! 😱💪🏻🔥. So, here’s a hot take 🔥: By 2025, Google’s gonna be giving away free Mountain Dew (and maybe even a lil’ taco bell 🌮) just to be relevant. Wanna bet? 💸💀 Share this chaos so your friends can laugh while seething over their outdated app downloads! 🤡💥 #GoogleTears #StonksGoingDown #BigTechDrama