🚨✨BREAKING: Samsung’s Snapdragon 8 Elite ‘FOR GALAXY’ is about to drop faster than your ex on you after you told them you code in JavaScript! 💔💻💨 *Alleged* leaks are hinting that these speeds are faster than a toddler on a sugar rush - you know, the type that makes you say: "This is fine." 😂🔥 Some *absolute legends* have leaked that Qualcomm’s next SoC (that’s System-on-a-Chip if you’re still using a flip phone, buddy! 📞🤡) is gearing up to blast our phones into the next dimension. Rumor has it they’re hitting speeds so fast that you’ll need a coffee just to keep up. ☕💥 One dev was heard saying, “It’s so quick, it’s like my dignity after using IE. Bye, Felicia!” 💀💔 Another chimed in, “The only thing slower than these leaks is my grandma trying to figure out TikTok.” 🤦‍♂️ With phones already moving at warp speed, these alleged new specs could lead to serious seething from Apple fanboys. 🍎💅 Here’s my hot take: In 2024, we’ll see devices so powerful that your phone will automatically start judging you for scrolling TikTok at 3am. 🤖💰💀 Prepare for the techno-apocalypse, fam. 🛸💨