🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, TECH HEADS! 💥🚨 Samsung's Health app is *spilling the tea* ☕ on an upcoming AI health coach! That's right, fam, soon you'll have a virtual buddy to answer all your health questions "like a real doctor" (but y'know, without the degree 😂). You’ll finally get that AI friend to help you decide whether that midnight snack is a yasss or a hard cringe. 🤔💔 But hold up, let’s pause for a second here. 🤚💀 What they WON'T do is actually remind you to *get off the couch*! 🛋️ Damn, that's like getting a personal trainer that never shows up - just a ghost haunting your calories, fam. Spooky! 👻💔 Rumor has it, a Samsung developer was heard muttering, “We’re basically the babysitters of your bad decisions now” plus a side of, "There's no *actual* accountability here, just vibes." 😂🔥 Meanwhile, their stonks 📈 must be vibing because “we know you’ll pay for an app that reminds you to drink water, even if it can't lift your lazy ass.” So, here’s the hot take: in 2025, expect a *Sarah Connor* level AI that just tells you to jog or get good at *living* (or else). Mark my words, it’ll be like, “Do your 10,000 steps or else I’m snitching to your mom!” 🤖💥 #SamsungHealth #AIOrNah #StonksButMakeItCringe 🤡🚀💰