🛸💥 BREAKING: Samsung's about to drop some WILD tech this month, fr fr! Get ready for the GAAAAALAXY Z TRI-FOLD and the Project MooHoo-some headset! 📱👽 #GalaxyZTriFold Imagine your phone folding more times than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡💀 You could literally fold it into an origami crane and still use it! Stonks? More like FOLDs! 📈✨ But wait, there's more! Just when you thought Samsung could sink no lower, this new headset is like if a VR headset and a banana had a baby. 🍌🤖 Developers were overheard saying, "Yo, I just want to play Fortnite in 5D, is that too much to ask?" 😂🔥 Rumor has it, Apple is shaking in their little overpriced boots. Meanwhile, the crowd is just like “This is fine!” 🔥💔, while secretly seething over how they'll now have to sell a kidney to afford the new gadgets. 🦴💰 But wait, here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’ll ALL be wearing Samsung's MooHoo-some headset while simultaneously scrolling through 17 Galaxy Z TriFold devices, and yes, they ALL will be folding AT THE SAME TIME! 🤯🚀 So, get your wallets ready, fam! This tech hype train is about to leave the station... 🚂💨 #SamsungSlayOrNay