🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Salesforce & ServiceNow are about to invest a whopping $750M each into Genesys! 🤡💀 You heard it right! Your favorite customer service automator is raking in the dough and getting valued at $15 BILLION! 📈💰 *insert stonks meme here* But let’s take a moment to appreciate the real MVPs in this situation: AI! 🤖🔥 Goodbye human employees, hello robotic overlords! Let's just hope our new robot customer service agents respond better than your last date! (Remember when they ghosted you? 🥲💔) In the words of a *totally* not fake developer at Genesys: “If we can automate customer service, I can finally live my dream of doing absolutely nothing at work! 🤣 #Blessed” And just when you think it couldn’t get any crazier, rumors are swirling that Salesforce’s new CEO is actually a hologram. 👀 Like, fr fr, is this a customer service pitch or a sci-fi horror film? This is fine. *Drake pointing at a customer service phone* 📞❌ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be calling AI our “emotional support chatbot” and it will start a revolution that ends with us cuddling robots instead of swiping on Tinder. 🤖❤️ #RobotsCanLoveToo #TechIsWild SMASH THAT SHARE BUTTON, fam! 🚀✨