🚨💥🛑 BREAKING: RUSSIA HACKED THE COURT SYSTEM?! 😱 It’s like a bad episode of Black Mirror but with a budget of zero. 💰💀 So apparently, our pals in the Kremlin decided to take a detour from vodka and borscht to mess with our federal court filing system. 🎭🍸💻 I can just picture a group of hackers dressed as bears (no cap) chaining themselves to their keyboards while yelling "THIS IS FINE!" like the classic dog meme (you know the one). 🔥🐶 💥💥 Leaked quote from a “source”? 🤖 “We thought it was just a routine maintenance update and ended up giving away free access to our court documents - like a spicy early release on Lego Star Wars!” 🤡🧩 The feds are scrambling like it's a Friday night and they forgot about their final project due Monday. 🤪 Can someone say “vulnerabilities”? This sounds like a horror movie called “Asynchronous Thunderdome.” 🎬⚔️ In conclusion, if you thought the plot holes in your favorite sitcom were bad, just wait until you see how this unfolds. 🤬 *Hot take*: By 2025, the US court system will be run by an AI that only responds to jury summons in TikTok dances. Get ready for some viral court cases, fam! 🕺💃💥 #LitigationTikTok