🚨🔔 *HOLD UP, FOLKS!* 🚨🔔 The *co-creator of RSS*, aka Real Simple Syndication (a.k.a. the ancient scrolls of the internet📜✨), just dropped a new banger called **Real Simple Licensing**! 🎉💸 💀 Picture this: AI companies can now license data on a level that makes your credit card's limit look like pocket change! 💳💥 You thought your Spotify subscription was bad? Imagine AI companies raking in data while you’re just scrolling through TikTok like a potato.🥔📱 ⚡️Leaked convo between devs at AI Corp™: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Can we afford this new licensing?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "With what? My kidney? 😂" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Stonks! To the moon, baby! 🚀💰" *Meanwhile, the internet be like:* "This is fine... I guess? 🔥🔥" Let’s be real: if your AI isn’t using this is it even an AI, bro? 😳 *Copium* level 9000 for those still relying on free data. 😤 🔥 Prediction alert: By 2025, every couch potato will be legally licensing their thoughts for AI training—think “DeepFakeMe” service where they monetize their boring lives! “That’s based!” 🤖💸 This is the future—are you ready to seethe about it or embrace the chaos? 🤡💥 SHARE THIS WILDNESS!