🚨🆘 BREAKING NEWS: A Salesforce Soap Opera! 🎭💔 So, Ron Conway, long-time buddy of Marc "Maverick" Benioff (aka Mr. Salesforce💼), just ghosted the Salesforce Foundation board 🏃💨, and the reason? Marc said he supports Trump! 🤡💔 Talk about a friendship that just hit the “it's complicated” status! 😱 In the latest episode of “As the Cloud Turns,” Ron wasn’t down for the politics drama. Sources say, “I didn’t sign up for this mess. I thought we were just selling stonks! 💰📈” Let’s be honest, nothing says "business" like mixing tech giants with politics—like adding pineapple on pizza… just NO! 🍕🚫 Marc's probably vibing in the corner like Drake pointing with his “This is fine” face 😬🔥 as investors watch this dumpster fire unfold, praying their stocks don’t plummet faster than an October skydiver. 💀✈️ Word on the cyber street: “Next, a Salesforce vs. Trump game show is coming! Contestants must explain cloud computing without mentioning politics. Loser has to take a shot of hot sauce. 🌶️💀” 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll bet our futures on a new Salesforce social media platform that exclusively posts political memes. Prepare your cringe compilation, world! 🤖💩💥 Get ready to share this chaos! 😂🤪