🚨✈️🎉 "Qantas: Where Your Data Flies Away Faster Than Your Flight!" 🎉✈️🚨 🔥💀 So, Qantas just decided to play a little game of ‘How Many Passenger Data Points Can We Lose in a Day?’ and the score is *drum roll please* 6 MILLION! 🤯💸 That’s not just a leak; that’s a full-on tsunami of personal info, my dudes! 😱📊 “Hey, at least my personal info is getting frequent flier miles!” 😂—*imaginary Qantas dev talking to HR* So if you were planning to book a flight purely for the adrenaline rush of potentially having your identity stolen, congrats! 🎊 The Australian airline experience is now officially “Full Send” on the cringe scale. 🤡 Fun fact: Your data is now probably being sold on the black market for stonks 💰. Bet your personal info is getting better travel deals than you are! 🏖️🌍 But like, shoutout to Qantas for the ultimate plot twist: Imagine a world where you don’t just lose your luggage, but also your entire past! This is perfect for all the people wanting a clean slate. You know who you are! 😜🚀 🚨🔥 Hot Take: In five years, Qantas will launch a new safe zone for passengers: “Your Data is Safe Here” lounges where you can chill without the thoughts of getting your identity sold on the dark web. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the free “no data consumption” drinks! 😂👾 #ThisIsFine #QantasLife