🔥🚀🔥**BREAKING NEWS: PLAUD AI HITS US WITH THE $179 “NOTE PRO” – A REVOLUTIONARY SLAB OF MEDIOCRITY!**🔥🚀🔥 Okay fam, hold onto your overpriced coffee cups ☕️ because Plaud just dropped their latest attempt to capture our dwindling attention spans: **THE NOTE PRO!** 🤡💀 Picture this: a credit-card-sized tech relic that won't turn you into a genius, but it *will* collect your phone’s dust like a champ! 🪣💩 This bad boy is literally meant to “stick” to your phone like that nasty gum under the table at your local cafe. YES, you heard that right! NO CAP! 🤣 👀 “It’s like having a personal assistant in your pocket... IF your assistant only reminded you to breathe.” - unnamed exhausted developer. Forget AI pinball machines, we’re entering the era of *literal* note-taking hardware! 🤖💰 At this rate, I half-expect Plaud to come out with a **"Note Therapy"** where it charges you $179 to listen to your life problems. This is fine. 😂 But hold onto your meme stash—what will they think of next? A **Notepad-2-0** that auto-deletes all your bad ideas? Well, it’s already been noted (pun intended) that the bar is *LOW* with this one. **HOT TAKE:** By 2025, we’ll be taking notes with our toes while holographic AI scribbles our grocery lists. **Stonks? More like stonks sinking faster than my motivation!** 🚀💀💔