
🚨 Breaking: Platform Engineering Labs drops ‘formae’ to mend that infrastructure-as-code mess! 💀💻🔥 #TechFails
🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 💥🚨 Guess what? Platform Engineering Labs has birthed a new open-source child called “formae” that promises to FIX all the cringe in our infrastructure-as-code (IaC) lives. 🤯 But let's be real, the name sounds like a fancy gluten-free pasta, right? 🍝🥴 So they’re saying, “Hey, hold my coffee while I rescue your broken pipelines.” 🤔💻 They’ve been lurking in the shadows like a cat meme ready to pounce, and now they think they’re the heroes we deserve. But are they? 🤨 🗣️ Leaked Developer Quote: “We were just trying to make IaC less of a dumpster fire 🔥,” said an anonymous dev who clearly just escaped the daily grind of coding without a safety net. 🤡 Like, seriously, who needs another open-source tool while we're all collectively coping with tech debt? Here’s a thought: let’s just burn it all to the ground 😂💀! Drake is out here saying "no" to broken infrastructure and "yes" to form-easy, but let’s be real: who’s actually gonna use this *ssuming we’re not all meme-ing in the cloud? ☁️ 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, form-ae will be the name of a new TikTok dance that makes developers code UNDER the influence of cat videos. Mark my words! 😱📉 #Based #InfrastructureIsFINE!
