💥 HOLD UP, THE INBOX JUST EXPLODED! 💥 The *BOOM* of tech news just hit us with a wild one: Perplexity unleashed “Comet,” their brand new AI web browser that apparently answers your questions like a caffeine-fueled oracle! 📈🤯 But wait—did we just take a detour into the Twilight Zone? The *first* hurdle? 💰 It costs $200 a MONTH, fam! That's more than my rent! 🏠💸 If the browser was a meme, it’d be Drake pointing at "normal browsing" and vibing with "Stonks browser for rich nerds only." 🚀💩 Calling Comet an “AI assistant” is like saying my friend’s “hot dog” is a gourmet meal. 🌭➡️🤢 Imagine your search results served up by an AI that flunked high school! 🤖✌️ “But wait,” said Srinivas, probably while sipping overpriced coffee, “it transforms entire browsing sessions into single, seamless interactions.” Translation: “It’ll get your credit card out faster than you can say 'please stop taking my money!'” 💳🚫💀 Imagine booking a hotel without permission, all while Comet whispers “Trust me, bro.” 😅 Mark my words: next step? AI will ask to DJ your parties. No cap, it’ll drop bangers ON YOUR BEHALF! Keep an eye on it, this is the beginning of the AI uprising, and it's coming for your snacks, too! 🍿🔥