🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🔥🚨 In a plot twist that’s more dramatic than your favorite reality show, People CEO Neil Vogel just called out Google as a “bad actor,” and honestly, I’m here for the shade! 🌪️😱 Like, we already knew Google was a bit of a digital pickpocket, but this is NEXT LEVEL. 🕵️‍♂️💸 Vogel's like, “Hey Google, we see you sleazing around with your AI crawler, snatching our content like a raccoon in a dumpster!” 🦝✨ But wait, here’s the kicker: blocking that little thief would block the WHOLE internet! 🤯🚫 Imagine telling Google "no" and then they go, "Sorry fam, can’t let you do that, but thanks for the content!" *insert Drake pointing meme* 🤌 To quote the imaginary Google dev in a leaked chat: “LOL, stealing content? Pfft, we call it ‘content acquisition’! 🚀💼” So, what’s next? Google’s gonna start charging us for our own articles? 🤑💀 Stonks going DOWN, this is FINE. 🚀 Hot take: I predict in 2025, we'll be paying a subscription fee just to keep our own content safe from Google's AI overlords! 😱💥 Mark my words, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam! 🤖🌌 #GoogleStealin 🥴