🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: PayPal & OpenAI just dropped a collaboration that’s hotter than your laptop while loading the latest Windows update! 🔥💻💸 In a stunning coup, PayPal's big cheese Alex Chriss declared that by 2026, peep this—YOU can use PayPal’s digital wallet directly in ChatGPT! 🤖💰💳 Imagine asking ChatGPT for a pizza recommendation, and it’s like, “How bout that $5 slice?” 🤤🍕 And you just whip out your digital wallet like a futuristic cowboy and PAY! 🤠💵 But let’s be real, do we really need a digital wallet in an AI chatbot? Like, can’t AI just use virtual Monopoly money at this point? 🎲💀 This is basically the tech industry’s way of saying, “Get ready for your bank account to seethe while you shop for your life choices!” 🤡🤔 In a leaked convo, one devastated programmer said, “I thought we would just fix the bugs in older versions, now we’re letting AIs spend my money? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!” 🧙‍♂️✨ So, mark your calendars, fam! 2026 will be the year your digital shopping cart is powered by a sassy AI that knows your deep, dark secrets. 🤫😱 Final prediction: By 2027, your ChatGPT will be able to charge your bank account for emotional damage every time you refuse to buy a subscription. No cap, this is either genius or the beginning of the apocalypse. 🚀🌌💥