🍏🚨 BREAKING: PARAMOUNT+ JUST PULLED A POWER MOVE 🚨🍿💥 So, like, Apple TV+ *just* UP and decided to hike its prices by a fat 30%—like they think we’re made of 💰💰! But hold up, because right on cue, *drumroll* please... one of their creative masterminds, Chris Parnell, is DIPPING to Paramount+! I guess he’s tired of crying over price hikes while trying to convince us to watch "Bad Monkey" 🐒💔. In the grand scheme of TV drama, this is like the ultimate "My ex is dating my best friend" plot twist, except the ex is a multi-billion dollar tech company and the friend is... a streaming service that’s still figuring out its vibe. 💀🔥 “Honestly, I just wanted to work on projects that are less cringe,” Parnell probably said, throwing shade like a pro. 👀💅 As if that wasn't enough chaos, are we ready for the ultimate flex? Apple’s gonna need to step up their content game HARDER than Drake in that one meme where he’s all like “NOPE” to paying that new price. And mark my words: In 2024, Apple TV+ will unleash a new show starring an actual apple 🍏 — because their creativity has hit a wall and they're actually just turning into a meme at this point! 🤡🚀🏆 #StonksWithApples SHARE THIS IF YOU’RE ALSO SICK OF GETTING SHOOK DOWN BY TECH GIANTS! 💀💯