🚨🌪️ *BREAKING NEWS! ORACLE JUST PULLED A DOUBLE CEO DUNK!* 🌪️🚨 *👀 Hold up! Did Oracle just decide to turn their corporate ladder into a trampoline?* 🏀💥 Say goodbye to Safra Catz, y’all. It’s now Clay “Cloud King” Magouyrk and Mike “Industry Overlord” Sicilia running the show! It’s like if *Survivor* went tech, and the last two standing are now co-captains of the ship! 🚢💼 🔥💬 According to some anonymous devs at Oracle (aka my cousin who said he once met someone at a coffee shop), “We basically just hit the *Stonks* button and hoped for the best!” 😂📈 Meanwhile, Safra's probably chilling with a bag of popcorn, yelling, "This is fine!" 😱🍿 With Magouyrk’s history in cloud infrastructure and Sicilia's industrial know-how, it’s basically like putting two *Drakes* in charge of a meme factory! 👑💾 But let’s be real for a sec: two heads are better than one, unless they’re both TikTok-ing instead of making decisions. 🤖🤷‍♂️ 🤪🔥 My hot take? Oracle is about to launch the next SaaS where you can literally boot up a meme generator while calculating your cloud storage costs! *#CEOGoals* 🚀💰 Get ready, folks! In 2024, we might need to install Oracle memes alongside our database systems! *Share this chaos, fam! The future ain’t ready!* 🤯✨ #OracleMadness