🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI's latest power move is *fueled by 100% pure ambition* and just a sprinkle of chaos!!! 💰🤖 📈 *Sources* say they might slap a shiny IPO sticker on their product faster than you can say "please, don’t send me back to school." 2027 is the magic year! Mark your calendars, fam! 🗓️✨ Our boy Sam Altman is out here saying an IPO is “likely,” but you know that means he’s actually checking his crypto investments. 🤔💸 “I can’t give a timeframe,” he says, probably from a secret lair in Silicon Valley. “But hey, who knows? Maybe TikTok will buy us first.” 🙃🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just want to dodge taxes like a pro.” 🏃💨 But like, chill fam! Is anyone else feeling this is just a way to make buying stonks feel less cringe? 🤡💀 California AG is on board, just happy to see some tech money flow while the world burns > This is fine 🐸🔥 ***Hot Take***: Expect Elon Musk to turn this into the world’s first AI-powered casino by 2028! 🎰🚀 *Y’all better hedge your bets and buy the dip!* 😜📈 #OpenAIFuture #StonkItToTheMan