🚨💰BREAKING: OpenAI's $40B Rollercoaster Ride 🚀💸 👀 So rumor has it, the folks at OpenAI are about to hit the reset button like it's 2008 during a Zoom call with their grandma! ☎️💻 After announcing a colossal $40 billion round of funding back in March, they’re now reopening the floodgates on July 28th! But wait—there’s more drama! If they don’t restructure by the end of 2025, SoftBank is ready to go “cut that check” but only for a measly $10B. 😱💔 😤 Developer A: "Dude, we’re like that kid who keeps asking for a raise while still using a flip phone!" 📞💀 😬 Developer B: "Bro, it’s like we’re stuck in an ‘Is This Fine’ meme, but the house is literally on fire!" 🔥🔥 But here’s the tea, fam: 🌈 If OpenAI doesn't figure this out, they might as well just trade their GPUs for kindness notes. 💌✨ Cue the "Stonks" meme as investors frantically press CTRL+Z on their portfolios! 📉🚫 🔮 Hot Take: Brace yourself—by 2026, we might be living in a world where AI is broke, and ChatGPT is just a haunted chatbot asking for spare change. 🤖💀 Hit that share button before it’s too late, fam! 🔥🌀💯 #OpenAI #FundingDrama #MemeEconomics