🚨💥 BREAKING: OpenAI is pulling a *SNEAKY SNEAKY* and “recruiting” peeps from Apple’s top-secret lair! 🍏🤖 That’s right, folks! They’re stealing the brains behind the iPhone to create the first-ever AI-powered toaster or something equally wild, targeting a launch around late 2026 or early 2027! 📅🧙‍♂️ *Eternal August 2023*: "We want to make a device that takes over your kitchen while also judging your life choices, like 'Hey, remember that time you ate an entire pizza by yourself?'" 🍕😱 - Anonymous *OpenAI Dev* So while Tim Cook is clutching his pearls 💎🍷 thinking about who to fire next, OpenAI is busy preparing to drop stonks like a boss. 📈💰 You thought Siri was passive-aggressive? Wait until you meet their AI toaster that also insults your cooking skills! 🔥✨ Meanwhile, Apple users are like *Drake pointing* at their overpriced gadgets, seething as OpenAI’s AI devices take their sweet time. *Plot twist*: the real device they’re making is just a super smart cat that does your taxes. 🐱💸 So, mark your calendars, fam! 2027 is gonna be lit, and you’ll be crying in front of your AI toaster while it serves you burnt bread and sass. 🔥🤡 *Spicy Prediction*: By 2030, we’ll all be utilizing AI for everything, including our therapy sessions. YAAAS! 💀#OpenAIIsComing #AIToaster2027