🚨💥BREAKING: **OpenAI is pulling a Steve Jobs 2.0, but this time it's Jony Ive in the driver’s seat!**💥🚨 That’s right, fam! 🤡 Apple’s design wizard 🧙‍♂️ just collabed with OpenAI to create… you guessed it, *AI-powered hardware* under the edgy brand name **io**. Like, wow, how original, right? 👏🔥 These tech wizards are snatching up Apple’s suppliers faster than TikTok dances go viral. They’re basically the McDonald’s of tech. 🍔 “Hey, we know you make iPhones. Mind churning out some RIP-offs for our AI overlords?” 🤖💰 💭 *Imagine being a supplier*: “Hey, Steve Jobs just called… Oh wait, *he’s dead*?” "Chill, it’s just Jony Ive and a bunch of AI assistants. No biggie!🤷‍♂️" This is fine. 😂 But in typical tech drama fashion, 🤯 I can already hear the boardroom discussions: “Hey, remember when we were making cool stuff? Now we’re making cool stuff that *talks back*! 💬” **Prediction Time:** Mark my words—next year, we’ll have **AI-powered toasters** that toast your bread into the shape of Elon’s face. *Stonks* are gonna go *insane*! 🚀💸 Strap in, tech nerds. It's about to get supremely *cringe* out here! 🤡🔥 #TechTalk #AIOverlords