🌟 🚨😱 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 like it's hot 🔥, and they hit us with the "nano," "mini," and "Pro" flops too! It’s like the iPhone 15 but for nerds. Not AGI yet, but hey, it’s capable of generating **software-on-demand**! 💻💨 (Spoiler: still no one asked for that.) Developers be like: “Finally! I can generate **inferior** software at the speed of light!” 🤡💸 Meanwhile, OpenAI is basically the meme factory for your next existential crisis, and they’re doing the "this is fine" dog dance while we’re all staring into the void ☠️. 🤖 **Leaked developer quote:** “Look, we know GPT-5 is like a toddler with a degree in philosophy. It thinks it knows everything, but we just let it play with crayons.” 🖍️ But don’t worry! It’s got a 'safer design'... because, I dunno, safety first? 🙄 So grab the popcorn 🍿 'cause my hot take is: by 2024, we’re gonna be negotiating with our AI overlords for better Wi-Fi and a quicker grocery delivery! 🛒💫 Stonks? More like *doomed*! And remember, if you’re not seething at your keyboard by now, you’re doing it wrong! 🍕💥 #GPT5Madness #SoftwareOnDemand #OpenAI 🤯