🚨 **BREAKING: OpenAI Just Dropped the Tech Version of a Nuclear Bomb! 💣💥** 🚨 Y’all, hold your horses 'cause OpenAI just pulled a classic “look, I made a new toy” move and dropped some spicy API updates that even your grandma will be confused about! 🤔💁‍♂️ First off, it’s the GPT-5 Pro, and if you thought your last relationship was toxic, wait until you experience this model’s emotional baggage! 💔🔥🤖 This bad boy is so advanced, I wouldn’t be surprised if we find it applying for a job at NASA shortly. 🚀 Then there's **Sora 2** — and NO, it’s not the next Disney princess. 📽️ It's a video generation model like, “Hey, remember when we had to edit videos ourselves? LOL, cringe.” #Sora2IsHere #NoEditLife 🙌👑 And, let's talk about the *gpt-realtime-mini*, aka the cheap knockoff! It’s 70% cheaper than its greedy counterpart. Like, are we just ignoring how it sounds like the “Great Value” brand of voice models? 🏷️💰 "It's basically the voice model you’d find at a questionable gas station!" 🤡 Leaked Developer Quote: "We just wanted to see how low we could go. Expect GPT-6 to run on *vintage calculators*." 😂 So what’s next? 🤔 I predict within the next year, **GPT will announce it can now do your taxes**! 🔮💸 #GPTForPresident2024 Now go share this chaos before your brain cells start regenerating, fam! 💀🔥👀