🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH UNDERWORLD 🚨🚨 🎉 WE’RE GETTING GPT-5 THIS AUGUST! But wait—there’s more! 🤯 OpenAI ain’t coming with just the mega-brain version; they’re dropping mini AND nano versions too! I mean like, what are we doing, cooking up a tech buffet? 🍽️💻 So picture this 👀: you're vibing with your nano GPT-5, and it's spitting out code smoother than butter on a hot pancake 🥞! Meanwhile, the Microsoft engineers are sweating bullets preparing server capacity like they're trying to lift the entire universe! 💪🌌 Some internal sources (aka my buddy Steve who once saw a developer in a coffee shop) claim, "We're basically giving everyone a sidekick that might actually do your taxes now." 🤖💰 No cap, this is the dream! And speaking of dreams, Drake is out here pointing at those who thought AI was a fad 😂👀. Look, let’s be real. If you're still using GPT-3, that’s so last season, babe. Like, get a grip, my dude! 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we'll have GPT-10 that will cook dinner for you, fold your laundry, and write poems about your existential dread. 💀💯 Stay tuned, fam, this ride is only getting wilder! 🚀✨ #MemeThis #TechNewsYouCanUse 💥