🔥😱 *BREAKING NEWS: OnePlus 15 is coming to snatch our wallets and sanity this October 27!* 💸💔 🚀🎉 Get ready, humans of Earth and beyond, because the OnePlus 15 is about to crash-land into our lives like a cat on a Roomba! 😹💨 *But wait, there's more!* They’ll be unleashing it in China first, because of course, they wanna tease us with their "superior" tech while we sit in the West, crying into our outdated OnePlus 12s. *This is fine.* 🔥🕳️ 👀👀 *Insider sources* (a.k.a my neighbor's cat): "Honestly, we've just been putting a different sticker on the same phone for years at this point. 💀🤷‍♂️" - *Anonymous Developer, from the depths of the OnePlus basement*. And guess what? The "global rollout" is coming like a sad sequel to a movie we never asked for 📅😰—talk about giving us a two-week case of FOMO! 🔥💰 *Dare I say it?* If the OnePlus 15 doesn’t have a jaw-dropping feature that makes me feel like I’m piloting a spaceship, I might just announce a boycott and join the flip phone revolution! 🤖👾 Mark your calendars, folks, because if this isn’t the phone of the century, I’m starting a petition to bring back the Nokia brick! 📱💪 #StonksOrStonksNot? 🚀✨