🚨BREAKING: NPCI Just Hit Different with UPI!💥💰 Hold onto your digital wallets, fam! NPCI (yep, that squad behind India’s UPI payment hype) is feeding the banks some spicy infrastructure 💻🔥 so they can toss short-term loans to small businesses quicker than you can say “cash me outside” 💸👀. But here’s the tea ☕️— banks gotta convince the peeps to actually *take* these loans 😩, and we all know how hard it is to get humans to do... well, anything. “Take a loan?” *Cue Drake’s 'Nah*” meme! 😂💀 “NPCI believes small businesses will thrive if we make loans more accessible,” said a leaked NPCI developer who apparently spends too much time on TikTok. “But honestly, even my cat thinks loans are a bad idea right now.” 🐱💭 💡pro tip: If you're a bank, just slap “FREE” on the loan application form and watch those downloads go *brrr* 📈😂. 🔥In conclusion, if you’re not borrowing money to buy NFTs of your cat, are you even living? *This is fine.* 🔥✨ Prediction: In 2025 we’ll see banks offering loans to buy TikTok dances, and trust me, it’s gonna be a whole vibe 👽. #Stonks #UPI #MoneyMoves