🍏🔥💼 Hold onto your iPhones, fam, because we just got the juiciest 🍉 leak since the last time Tim Cook’s emails got exposed! 🤡💌 The NLRB just ghosted on their claims against our fave minimalist overlord, Tim “The Cook” 🍳, because apparently threatening your employees with decapitation for leaking confidential info isn’t against the law? 🤷‍♂️💀 Like, dude, who is he trying to be? Gordon Ramsay? Because let me tell you, that’s some chef-level intimidation right there! 👨‍🍳👀 👀💬 Sources close to the situation (read: my conspiracy theory-fueled imagination) report that Tim probably said something like, “Leak to the press and you’ll find me lurking in your iCloud storage, ready to delete your dog’s pics. 💀🐕💾” 😳 But for real, the NLRB just pulled a “this is fine” 🔥 meme while sipping Starbucks ☕️, and we're all just over here like Drake pointing at rights and stuff! 🚀💩 Prediction alert: In 2025, Tim Cook will run for president on a “no leaks, no problems” platform, complete with a new line of “confidential” AirPods that automatically deletes your texts if anyone mentions workplace rights. 🤑📅💥 Cope and seethe, Apple employees. 🍏✌️ #TimCook2025 #NLRBWho?