🚨🍕BREAKING NEWS: GAVIN NEWSOM UNLEASHES THE ULTIMATE BROWSER DEATH STAR! 💥💻✨ Just in – California's Gavin Newsom is officially done playing games. He’s like, “Hey, third-party data collectors, HOW ABOUT NO?” 😤🚫 That’s right, fam! 🏄‍♂️ The man just signed a bill requiring our beloved browsers to let us OPT OUT of our data being shopped around like Pokémon cards at recess! 👀💰💔 🧐 Imagine this convo at the governor's office: **Gavin:** "How can we turn the state into a data fortress?" **Intern:** "I dunno, make browsers add some buttons?" **Gavin:** "Bet. Call it ‘Gavin's Anti-Stalkers Bill’!" 😂🔥 Before this, we were like, "This is fine" while Google and Facebook treated our data like a buffet 🍽️🥴 – but now? It's STONKS time for privacy, baby! 🚀💸 So, dust off those privacy settings, cause like, if you’re STILL coping with data collection... yikes, get ready to seethe! 🙈💀 This bill just turned your browser into an anti-spy superhero! 🦸‍♂️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, Toronto will trade in maple syrup for a GDPR-inspired privacy parade led by animated characters of Newsom himself, sprinkling the streets with opt-out forms like confetti. You heard it here first! 🎉🥳💪💼 #PrivacyPower 💪💪💪