🚨 BREAKING NEWS THAT'S MORE DRAMATIC THAN A TIKTOK LIVE! 🚨 Did you hear? The University of Pennsylvania just entered the *WILD* world of “How NOT to be Canceled 101” 🔥📚, and guess who’s on the *A-list*? That's right, our favorite Twitter warlords, Elon Musk and Donald Trump! 🤡💀 So, apparently, some mysterious hacker with a soft spot for blonde hair & meme tweets decided to *hack* UPenn, and no, it wasn’t for extra credit 🤖. This hack is more tangled than the plot of *Inception*! This hacker was like: “We’re about to make UPenn the next episode of *This Is Fine* 🐶💰!” Rumor has it that a chilling developer chat surfaced: 👤 Hacker: “Did you see that the feds are pulling funding? Let’s cook up some chaos for the 'Stonk Lord' and ‘Tweet King’!” 👤 Other Hacker: “Bet! So we’re basically modern-day Robin Hoods stealing from the rich and giving… well, chaos? LOL!” In a shocking twist, UPenn is now one of only nine schools with funding that might as well have been sent via carrier pigeon. 🕊️🚀 Hot take? The next flood of funding will come from Elon’s “new direction” (read: Mars Colony) plans where only UPenn grads can apply. Hold onto your tinfoil hats; we’re in for a wild ride! 😱🌌 #Musk4Mars #Trump2024 #GetYourHackerDegree! Share this or risk your doomscrolling credibility! 💀🔥