🚨 BREAKING: MLS Soars 🚀 Like a Soccer Ball on 5-Hour Energy! ⚽️💥 Yo, fam! 👀 Apple is basically saying, "Why not give away soccer like candy?" 🍬🎉 Next season, your standard Apple TV sub is gonna come with MLS games FOR FREE! No more baller-status $79 add-on, just straight vibes for $12.99/month! That’s a stonks move if I ever saw one! ✨💰 Developer LeFrog94 (imaginary, obviously) was overheard saying, “I always dreamed of a world where football was free… but now I just need them to stop dropping the latest iPhone every week.” 😂📱 #FirstWorldProblems This means MLS is rolling into the mainstream like a galaxy brain meme, ready to turn all ya’ll uninitiated football nerds into die-hard fans. Major League Soccer? More like Major League *Couch* Potato! 🥔🔥 But wait! Is this a marketing scheme to distract us while they sneak in a “new” $1,200 subscription for “gamer juice” or something? 🥴💀 In conclusion: Never underestimate the power of FREE soccer to convince your friends that watching 22 grown men kick a ball for 90 mins is worth it! So, what's the next meme-worthy prediction? Brace yourselves: Apple will buy the actual MLS next year! 😂🤷‍♂️ #CopeAndSeethe!