👽⚾️ BREAKING: MLB is officially trading in the human umpires for ROBOTS, because apparently calling balls and strikes is too much for human eyes 👀🤖💀. Starting in 2026, your favorite baseball game will be powered by the Automated Ball-Strike System (ABS), because who needs emotional accuracy when you can have cold, hard programming? 💻🔥 #RobotsInTheOutfield In a shocking turn, the MLB decided that their umpire system was too busy playing Fortnite instead of focusing on the game. “We figured robots won’t cry over bad calls, and they won’t steal 1st base on payday 😂💸,” leaked Developer Bob “the Robot” Umpire stated. But wait, there's more! Teams get TWO challenges a game, which feels like a Tinder date gone wrong – you keep swiping and hoping for the best but just end up with another strikeout 😬💔. So yeah, get ready for the world where the catcher says “Let’s challenge that, bro!” and the robot just goes, “🤖 ERROR: PLAYER NOT FOUND.” Stonks will definitely go up for robotic arms, but also for the human umpires who will now need to start a side hustle as ‘emotional support’ for players 🤡😂. Mark my words: in 2028, we’ll see MLB games turned into full-on anime battles. “Challenge accepted!” 💯🔥💥 #GetTheRoboUmpiresOuttaHere!