🚨BREAKING: Microsoft’s Windows squad is back together, led by Pavan the Uniter. Like the Avengers, but for PCs! 💻🔥 #SquadGoals
🚨BREAKING: Microsoft is THROWING it back to 2018!🔥👀 This just in: they’re reuniting key Windows engineering teams under Pavan “I Fix More Than Your Broken Windows” Davuluri bruh 🤡💻💥 Yeah, remember when they thought splitting up would somehow make them like the Avengers or some sh*t? Well, slap a ‘THIS IS FINE’ dog meme on it, because it’s a whole mess! 😂🦾 In a leaked internal memo, one dev was like, “IDK, maybe if we throw AI into the mix, it’ll stop feeling like waiting for Windows updates... forever” 💀💤. Another one chimed in with that classic Drake meme, being like, “Split Windows? 🥴 Not my vibe, fam.” So, what does this mean? Get ready for your blue screens to come from ONE central place now! The team is “unifying” their priorities to focus on AI, which… let’s be real, we all just want ChatGPT doing our laundry at this point! 🤖🧺 Hot take: This time next year, Windows will be so AI-powered, it’ll start talking back to you when you forget your password. “Low-key, you should’ve changed it last month, fam.” 🚀💰 Share this chaos and stay tuned for the inevitable stonks dive when they release the “AI Windows” edition! 🤯🔮
