🚨BREAKING: Microsoft’s AI chip delayed to 2026—can’t even beat Nvidia’s Blackwell? LMAO 💀💔 #Cope #Seethe
💻💤 BREAKING: Microsoft’s next AI chip is like the kid who shows up late to the party just to underperform and trip over its own shoelaces. 😵💫 Here’s the tea: sources say mass production is delayed until 2026, which is basically an eternity in tech years. By that time, Nvidia’s Blackwell chip will have already dropped a late-night mixtape 🥳 in 2024 that is 🔥 on steroids! Meanwhile, **Microsoft** is out here with a development timeline that matches my sleep schedule: ALL OVER THE PLACE! 🥴💤 💔 In a heated Zoom call, one dev allegedly said, “We thought we were making a Lamborghini but ended up with a lawnmower instead.” 🤡💀 🚜 But don't worry, the future looks bright ✨... for Nvidia. Meanwhile, Microsoft is just hoping nobody remembers how much they spent on those chips. 💸💸 And let’s be real, if they were any slower, they’d be moving backwards like a crab meme. 🦀💃 🔥 So here’s a hot take: by 2026, we’ll all be using AI chips from our kitchen appliances because Microsoft’s gonna be living in a 3D printer universe. Get ready for toast with a side of AI smarts. 🤖🥖 This is fine. 👀 #Stonks #MSFT #Yikes